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For $10 this toy is an absolute steal! It has nice vibrations that feel deep and almost tingly, the clitoral rocket feels reeeally nice and has a flex that gives it a potential to hit a lot of body types with a shaft length that makes for a decent dildo whether it's on or off. The company is kind enough to provide complimentary lube and the first remote battery, so you can essentially get down to business the moment you open the box! The only downsides are the lack of storage bag and the charge time being long than the use time, personally not a problem though lol. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D66KRP83?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_2

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For $20, you might not get as much as you're getting with the "Flappy Rocket" for $10, but it's still one hell of an enjoyable toy that I'll for certain be going back to. I personally love the sensation of the little prongs/tongues, it definitely had me singing like a bard xD. The app feature made it super easy to separately control the features when I wanted more intensity in one area and less in another. It's comfortable, easy to use and the flex allows it to conform easily to different body types. It's IPX6 rated, allowing it to comfortably be used it the shower, but not in the bath, which along with the charge time being longer than the use, are the only real downsides to this toy, but not for me personally. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYNVR71H?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_0&th=1

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"Mission Control, this is NotSoInnocent, it seems this rocket was able to take us further than we could have ever imagined!" This is "one small step" further into the realm of clitoral stimulation toys that can help you take a "giant leap" into ecstasy! If Buzz Lightyear had to satisfy you with a rocket (that wasn't his own), this would be the one! All puns aside, I would definitely recommend this product! The variety of settings, the power levels and the waterproof rating make it an awesome companion, while its adorable nature makes it easy to leave it out on a nightstand as a cute space themed dickeration.

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Wow! Awesome new dildo by Lovense. I think the size is just right. Enough to where it is suitable for some beginners and suitable for those more advanced into the sex toy universe. Compatible with many other Lovense toys, makes it easy to connect with a partner from either far away or close by. Touch sensitive vibration mode. The further you insert the dildo, the harder it will increase the vibrations, 3x. Waterproof and suction cup is extremely strong. Fun settings in the app, such as a cool game you can play that happens to be similar to flappy bird... but for the vibrations LOL. It's currently on SALE!

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So, like, the Lilith Fukumoto Fantasy Fleshlight isn’t just some run-of-the-mill pocket rocket, alright? No, sir. Fleshlight really went full-on beast mode with this one…mixing wicked aesthetics with a super intricate design. It’s rocking just three chambers. Well, technically two, but whatever. Math is for nerds. And let me tell you, the textures? Holy crap. It’s like stepping into a freakin vortex of pleasure. So intense, I barely had time to say, “holy crap,” before I was blasting off. No doubt about it, I’m definitely taking this bad boy for another ride. Gosh!

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The Pipedream Wanachi Mini Massager is a tiny dinosaur of a sex toy. It’s retro, from the colors and design to its materials and function. But retro is cool when it’s done right. This mini wand is battery powered and made of entirely ABS plastic. The downside is that the product is made of plastic. Yet, the upside, is the Wanachi Massager's rumbling vibrations. Yes, the head is rock solid, and is uncomfortable at first unless you like hard vibrations and surfaces. But nothing rattles and rumbles like ABS plastic. Wanachi’s Mini Massager has a mighty motor. With a dial at the end to adjust speed, you can crank the wand up to feel like a rocket about to launch. Which is exactly what I did, and it transformed my“take it or leave it” attitude to a thumbs up. The neck is poorly constructed with it’s accordion-style design, but the folds are too ridged to actually bend. You can stretch it out to get a solid curve in it, but it still doesn’t behave as well as a silicone neck. Overall, for a toy under $30, it’s not too shabby. I’d say if you’re on a trip and forgot your vibrator, you could pick this one up in a pinch and be content.

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It's definitely a "pocket" toy, it's quite compact, but also quite tight so not ideal for larger people. Unfortunately it seems to have some quality control issues also that make it difficult to recommend.

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I love pocket pussies. I thought that I was going to adore into this toy. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case here. This toy is pretty tight. A little too tight for me. Not like that's a brag or anything, because I'm not even a huge-sized guy. It was just way too tight. I couldn't really enjoy this toy because of how tight it was. But, the texture did seem promising and I'm sure that other guys will have a great time with this thing.

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The first in Kiiroo's pocket-sized male stroker collection, the Feel Pocket Stroker has lots going for it. Firstly, it’s compact, so it’s convenient for pulling out anytime you want to put in. Self-contained and pocket-sized you can also store this toy easily. Lastly, the price won’t dent your wallet. And, oh yeah, this pocket tool feels great! As with most stroker sleeves, this one is made of body-safe materials, the fit is snug (maybe a little too snug if you have a big dick) and the ridges inside the fuck tunnel are optimally stimulating. And the screw-on/off cap at the thing's bottom end gives you lots of possibility to manipulate suction. And the sleeve here is easy to take out and clean. Small male masturbators really do serve one's needs perfectly. Let’s face it, most guys can get up a good head-of-steam whacking away into pretty much anything that's tight, comfy, and warm. But with this toy you know you are set and secure, can regulate the feel inside, and really get your cock a 'rockin' as hard as you want pumping away into the Pocket Stroker's sturdy case. Kiiroo also mentions that you can pair this masturbator with their “PowerBlow” interactive suction device, so you also have the ability to upgrade your jerking off with even more mind-blowing stimulation. But for a good basic stroke that is sure to get you off every time, that doesn't bust your wallet in price, the Feel Pocket Stroker delivers.

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The Cock Hopper from Like a Kitten brought some giggly fun to our bedroom adventures! It's so sweet how intimate toys are getting more adorable and whimsical these days. Who knew functionality could be this cute? Can't wait to see what other playful surprises they come up with next. Such a delightful little addition! 💕

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This toy will definitely impress you. The incredible orifice, the awesome texture, and the great package art. Is it perfect, though? Definitely not. The squeeze plate is a huge pain. This toy would be perfect if it weren't for that plate, but there's still so much good to say about this toy. Read on to see my full thoughts and find out if you should bring Molly home with you!

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For $24 you're getting the bare essentials, at least in this case. No fun add-ons or surprises like the others, save the fact that they were still kind enough to include the battery for the remote which is always awesome. Of the 5 I ordered, this one is the least comfortable and arousing, yet still capable of getting me to completion, albeit a much slower one than the others. That's not to say that it still couldn't set of fireworks for someone else! I just find that the 3 prior to this one did the job better for me personally. The upsides to this are the amount of features, remote, IPX7 rating, and aesthetic. The downsides are the fit, feel, longer charge, and the invasive feelings I experienced when setting up the app. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZWV4F7B?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_4

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This sex toy from Fleshlight, modelled after pornstar Valentina Nappi, is pretty good! I'll be honest, there are some better pocket pussies out there. I have a few gripes about the product's internal design, but despite my complaints, it's still very solid. It creates such a nice suction effect that feels incredible. If you're a fan of Valentina Nappi (why wouldn't you be), then you're bound to love this toy. If you're just looking for a new toy for your collection, then read the rest of this review to see if this should be your next purchase.

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Is it for drinking or is it for fucking? The PDX fap flask is a charming little devil, cleverly disguised as an innocent bottle. With its camouflage pattern, it fits right in with your camping gear, making it the perfect gift for those adventurous souls who enjoy a solo hike or a quiet camping trip. It’s the kind of companion that keeps your secrets safe while you’re out there, embracing the wild.

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This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended): I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase. The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals". Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little. Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button. For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators. I'd say go for it.

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Never thought a toy could be so sweet and so spicy at the same time! The Rocks-Off SugarBoo is a perfect little bullet for beginners because of its small size, but is powerful enough to potentially suit those more experienced. This beautiful blue bullet comes ready for action right out the box with two AAA batteries locked and loaded, thanks to Rocks-Off's awesome think ahead nature. There's no storage pouch included, but its overall 5.51" length does make it a perfect travel companion, and an easy to store toy overall. It has 10 power packed settings, 3 intensities, and 7 patterns that feel amazing outside and inside. It's powered on/off by holding the button for 3 seconds, and operated by pressing the button to cycle through each setting. It has an IPX7 rating, so you can melt like sugar as things get hotter and wetter in the shower. Rocks-Off claims the device can run for 3 hours on a single pair of batteries, but as long as you have a spare pair and a charger handy you can run as long as you'd like with very little down time! This is long and wide enough to be used on its own, but small enough that it can be paired with another toy or used with your partner. This is a bullet I'd gladly reach for again and again. I love the color, the fact that it came with batteries, the initial intensity out the gate, the IPX7 rating, and the versatility that this toy brings! Next time give me a storage pouch and I'll say I'm in love.

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